Todd Lamb is a comedian with an alter ego named Chris. Chris is not the brightest tool, but is very resourceful. He practices his social networking skills by posting interesting notes around the New York city. While we chose the funniest five, the full Todd Lamb Notes From Chris gallery includes the complete collection of these hilarious personal ads. To see Todd Lamb read you some of his work, take a look at his YouTube video on the subject.
#5 Chris Starts A Mutiny
What better way to rebel against the system, than with a cup of a delicious smoothie.
#4 Tripping Guilt
Do you discriminate against cats with dandruff?
#3 Clairvoyant Note
Being an insightful fellow, Chris knows what you look like.
For thousands of years, the most physically competent were chosen solely by, uhm… Their sweaters?
#1 An Impossible Proposition
If two or more drivers show up, they are chosen based on their sweater… Notice that the Best Buy is plural, while the Starbucks is singular.